Mainstream Church Banter

Isaiah 66:23 "And it shall be from new moon to new moon And from Sabbath to Sabbath, All mankind will come to bow down before Me," says the LORD.

Main stream church:  UHH wait just a second Lord…..uhhhh you did away with the Sabbath…..uhhh don’t you remember?  You mean the Lords day right you must be confused Lord.

 Mar 2:27 And He was saying to them, "The Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath.

Mar 2:28 "Consequently, the Son of Man is Lord even of the Sabbath."

Mar 6:2 And when the Sabbath had come, He began to teach in the synagogue; and the many listeners were astonished, saying, "Where did this man get these things, and what is this wisdom given to Him, and such miracles as these performed by His hands?

Luk 13:10 And He was teaching in one of the synagogues on the Sabbath.

Luk 4:16 And He came to Nazareth, where He had been brought up; and as was His custom, He entered the synagogue on the Sabbath, and stood up to read.

Main stream church: UHH I thought you would be here tomorrow…you know the Lords day? (Note to self…buy the Lord a calendar.)

 Luk 2:41 And His parents used to go to Jerusalem every year at the Feast of the Passover.

Luk 2:42 And when He became twelve, they went up there according to the custom of the Feast;

Main stream church:  UHHH why didn’t you tell your parents you didn’t have to do that stuff any more?

 Joh 2:23 Now when He was in Jerusalem at the Passover, during the feast, many believed in His name, beholding His signs which He was doing.

 Main stream church: ok Lord I can understand you were a child and had to do as your parents taught you but here you were an adult. Why are you doing these things you did away with?  JESUS!  Don’t you REMEMBER we don’t have to do that….you said,  right?

 Joh 7:2 Now the feast of the Jews, the Feast of Booths, was at hand.

 Main stream church: Booths?  Oh, ok, ya! key word Jews. You were a Jew…I get it.

 Joh 10:22 At that time the Feast of the Dedication took place at Jerusalem;

 Main stream church: Uhhh dedication? Of?  Well any who it must be another one of those Jewish things he HAD to do. Those Jews and their crazy things.

 Rom 2:28 For he is not a Jew who is one outwardly; neither is circumcision that which is outward in the flesh.

Rom 2:29 But he is a Jew who is one inwardly; and circumcision is that which is of the heart, by the Spirit, not by the letter; and his praise is not from men, but from God.

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